开心一刻(JOKE)我没认出来是你

左岸记忆

I Didn’t Recognize You
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4 U+ j- _4 V' rA middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
一位中年妇女患了心脏病，被送到医院。在手术过程中，她经历了神奇的临终体验。

During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
5 ~) u7 y% Y. C, Y* i; g她看见了上帝并问他自己是不是快要死了。
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
! |+ W0 `$ b. [: e% m2 z6 N上帝说不是，还说她还能再活三四十年呢。
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# B# ]8 s( w7 ]! D7 \; xUpon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, * augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
手术康复后，她决定先不出院，而是做了一系列其他的手术：面部拉皮，抽脂，隆胸和腹部除皱。
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! b: A4 Q7 f$ B, a$ G* ]She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
她甚至还把理发师请进医院来给她染了头发。
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2 m7 t6 [) S, o. `9 xShe walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an
+ `. ~3 b# y* w$ x6 B- Tambulance speeding up to the hospital.
4 U6 B# T: c+ `5 a0 T) l  l* ^做完最后一项手术，她刚走出医院就被一辆疾驰而入的救护车撞死了。

. w7 \" v7 j4 f& {) pShe arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had
- i  q' g2 R. I9 t/ U! z9 f  tanother 30-40 years?"
& V6 s& s5 q- X7 K% J) a1 o再一次来到上帝面前，她问：“我怎么记得你说我还能再活三四十年呢？”
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
上帝回答说：“真对不起，我没看出来是你啊。”