开心一刻(JOKE)我没认出来是你

左岸记忆

I Didn’t Recognize You
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
一位中年妇女患了心脏病，被送到医院。在手术过程中，她经历了神奇的临终体验。
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During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
  \- g6 B% }- G3 z8 i0 N0 [她看见了上帝并问他自己是不是快要死了。
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
上帝说不是，还说她还能再活三四十年呢。
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Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, * augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
手术康复后，她决定先不出院，而是做了一系列其他的手术：面部拉皮，抽脂，隆胸和腹部除皱。
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
她甚至还把理发师请进医院来给她染了头发。

She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an
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8 L9 x( x7 D8 X1 [% PShe arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had
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再一次来到上帝面前，她问：“我怎么记得你说我还能再活三四十年呢？”
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
4 B! L/ L& _: ]1 D7 P2 f" ^上帝回答说：“真对不起，我没看出来是你啊。”