开心一刻(JOKE)我没认出来是你

左岸记忆

I Didn’t Recognize You
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
一位中年妇女患了心脏病，被送到医院。在手术过程中，她经历了神奇的临终体验。

During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
- Q9 f4 E; V0 z8 U8 a她看见了上帝并问他自己是不是快要死了。

, h8 E$ y" n2 RGod says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
上帝说不是，还说她还能再活三四十年呢。

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, * augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
手术康复后，她决定先不出院，而是做了一系列其他的手术：面部拉皮，抽脂，隆胸和腹部除皱。


She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
4 p7 _  m" F$ o6 e* e5 ~; g她甚至还把理发师请进医院来给她染了头发。

( ?* Y4 B8 J/ [% K( P& ?. XShe walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an
ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
" j1 D+ s' O' u做完最后一项手术，她刚走出医院就被一辆疾驰而入的救护车撞死了。
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had
another 30-40 years?"
3 x! l" K% ~+ h: P0 p$ H3 C再一次来到上帝面前，她问：“我怎么记得你说我还能再活三四十年呢？”
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God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
上帝回答说：“真对不起，我没看出来是你啊。”