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[00:02.60]Reading about the LSATs.
[00:04.80]My cousin had that.
[00:06.63]Apparently, you get
[00:07.96]a really bad rash on your...
[00:11.57]The LSATs are an exam.
[00:13.24]Girls, I'm going to Harvard!
[00:15.58]-You mean like on vay-kay?
[00:16.78]-Let's all go!
[00:18.01]Road trip!
[00:21.21]No. I'm going
[00:22.60]to Harvard Law School.
[00:25.65]Why?
[00:27.42]Elle, now, I know
[00:29.29]you're upset about all this...
[00:31.19]but can't you just take
[00:32.14]a Percoset?
[00:34.33]Once Warner sees me
[00:36.28]as a serious law student...
[00:38.27]he'll totally want me back.
[00:39.43]It's a completely brilliant
[00:40.30]plan!
[00:41.20]But isn't it hard
[00:42.80]to get into law school?
[00:44.44]I had the highest GPA
[00:45.53]in Delta Nu.
[00:48.98]Oh, well.
[00:50.70]Here, you're gonna need this.
[00:53.48]Your scrunchy?
[00:54.71]My lucky scrunchy.
[00:56.81]It helped me pass Spanish.
[00:58.95]You passed Spanish because
[01:00.23]you gave Professor Montoya...
[01:01.55]a lap dance after the final.
[01:03.49]Yeah...Iuckily.
[01:16.04]My name is Elle Woods,
[01:17.88]and for my admissions essay...
[01:19.77]I'm gonna tell all of you
[01:20.76]at Harvard...
[01:21.78]why I'm gonna make
[01:23.36]an amazing lawyer.
[01:24.98]As president of my sorority...
[01:27.15]I'm skilled at commanding
[01:28.18]the attention of a room...
[01:29.25]and discussing
[01:30.22]very important issues.
[01:31.22]It has come to my attention
[01:32.38]that the maintenance staff...
[01:33.59]is switching our toilet paper
[01:34.72]from Charmin...
[01:36.86]to generic.
[01:38.59]All those opposed to chafing
[01:39.64]please say "aye."
[01:43.00]A--neither type of opera...
[01:45.10]or neither type of rap
[01:46.03]is on sale.
[01:47.00]B--neither type of jazz...
[01:48.54]and neither type of opera
[01:49.38]is on sale.
[01:50.27]C--neither type of opera
[01:51.92]and neither type of soul--
[01:53.61]Party!
[01:55.89]Delta Nu, we love you!
[02:02.75]I'm able to recall
[02:03.98]hundreds of important details...
[02:05.25]at the drop of a hat.
[02:06.55]Hey, Elle,
[02:07.58]do you know what happened...
[02:08.66]on Days of Our Lives yesterday?
[02:11.06]Why, yes, Margot, I do.
[02:12.89]Once again, we join Hope
[02:14.26]in the search for her identity.
[02:15.66]As you know, she's been
[02:17.33]brainwashed by the evil Stefano.
[02:20.37]Get set and go!
[02:33.15]One forty-three.
[02:38.95]I feel comfortable using
[02:40.89]legal jargon in everyday life.
[02:44.29]I object!
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