开心一刻(JOKE)我没认出来是你

左岸记忆

I Didn’t Recognize You
我没认出来是你   
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A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
一位中年妇女患了心脏病，被送到医院。在手术过程中，她经历了神奇的临终体验。

1 J# A: S2 _8 o% _During that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
上帝说不是，还说她还能再活三四十年呢。

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, * augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
手术康复后，她决定先不出院，而是做了一系列其他的手术：面部拉皮，抽脂，隆胸和腹部除皱。
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She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
5 f! [& i% V- @9 D+ |她甚至还把理发师请进医院来给她染了头发。

+ _. k  \$ y; R+ ]) ?3 [$ k: SShe walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an
ambulance speeding up to the hospital.
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She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had
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5 R) j4 t3 O% Q& V再一次来到上帝面前，她问：“我怎么记得你说我还能再活三四十年呢？”

God replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
上帝回答说：“真对不起，我没看出来是你啊。”