开心一刻(JOKE)我没认出来是你

左岸记忆

I Didn’t Recognize You
* R4 D4 `& Y/ Z" E5 i- {; |6 _- C2 K我没认出来是你   
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3 Z0 J1 t) {3 R& q! f" XA middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience.
$ v8 v' o- ]( L1 z一位中年妇女患了心脏病，被送到医院。在手术过程中，她经历了神奇的临终体验。

! K% s9 c* F, q6 I& u" G+ xDuring that experience she sees God and asks if this is it.
/ [/ J* }: E. O8 X; S* u她看见了上帝并问他自己是不是快要死了。
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God says no and explains that she has another 30-40 years to live.
5 l& b7 U1 _. K% H, n上帝说不是，还说她还能再活三四十年呢。

Upon her recovery she decides to just stay in the hospital and have a face lift, liposuction, * augmentation, and a tummy tuck.
手术康复后，她决定先不出院，而是做了一系列其他的手术：面部拉皮，抽脂，隆胸和腹部除皱。


She even has someone come in and change her hair color.
- Z0 n, j# J- ~" p) N. G+ X她甚至还把理发师请进医院来给她染了头发。
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She walks out the hospital after the last operation and is killed by an
' ?; u2 D5 d8 S4 D$ x: Eambulance speeding up to the hospital.
; R2 V8 r! j6 z5 T' P& M+ h做完最后一项手术，她刚走出医院就被一辆疾驰而入的救护车撞死了。

% ?9 W2 b$ M  p5 J' a% ^She arrives in front of God again and asks, "I thought you said I had
' l3 d8 T) r+ ?7 w. N7 qanother 30-40 years?"
  F7 c# W4 A0 a! j  L' k再一次来到上帝面前，她问：“我怎么记得你说我还能再活三四十年呢？”
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  C3 n# d% |! |# X1 L9 \( oGod replies, "Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
上帝回答说：“真对不起，我没看出来是你啊。”