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Who can understand men ?????
谁能理解男人？
1. The nice men are ugly.
好男人长的难看。
2. The handsome men are not nice.
英俊的男人不是好人。
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
又好又英俊的男人是同性恋。
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
又英俊又好又有正常性取向的是结了婚的男人。
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men have no money.
不是很英俊又没有钱也可以是好男人。
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
男人不是很英俊，但是又有钱又很好，他们认为我们只是看重他们的钱。
7. The handsome men, without money are after our money.
英俊又没有钱的男人，他们看重的是我们的钱。
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
英俊的，但不是很好的而有些正常性取向的男人认为我们不够漂亮。
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards
认为我们漂亮，有正常性取向，比较好又有钱的男人却是胆小而懦弱的。
10. The men who think we are beautiful, that are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank god are heterosexual are shy and NEV
ER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!
认为我们漂亮，又比较好，比较英俊，比较有钱的感谢上帝又是有正常的性取向，是害羞和从来不肯主动行动的男人。
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
从不肯迈出第一步的男人，当我们主动采取行动的时候，却又变得机械而对我们失去兴趣。
Now... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN????
现在，能理解男人的都是生活在地狱里的人吧？
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and its a woman's job to stomp on them and keep then in the dark until they mature into some
thing you‘d like to have dinner with...
男人像葡萄酒。他们起初都像葡萄，女人的工作就是要一直地践踏他们，然后让他们进入黑暗中，直到他们成熟得可以让你希望在吃饭时想起来。。。。
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